IT HAS BEGUN
THREAT LEVEL PUMPKIN
IT’S FUCKING JULY
Artist/Band: The Devil Wears Prada
What gender are you: Big Wiggly Style
Describe yourself: Louder Than Thunder
How do you feel: Outnumbered
Describe where you currently live: Gauntlet Of Solitude
Your best friend is: Reptar, Kind of the Ozone
Your favorite colour is: sassafras
If your life was a television show what would it be called: Born to Lose
What is life to you: Swords, Dragons And Diet Coke
What is the best advice you have to give: Nickles Is Money Too
If you could change your name, what would you change it to: Lord Xenu
Ghost in the ass
Free!: Eternal Ass
Attack on Ass
kuroko no ass
Full Metal Ass: Brotherhood
Hetalia The Beautiful Ass
The Ass of Haruhi Suzumiya
why is canada so big but i only ever hear about people being from toronto and vancouver
We honestly have no fucking clue what to do with all this land also we’re terrified of all the fucking moose roaming out there
Do you understand how scared shitless we are of moose.
theyre big animals i think its reasonable to be afraid of them
I’m Canadian and i live in Ontario, and one time someone in my area ran into a moose with their car and the moose passed out for a second. meanwhile, the moose was so bloody big that the legs ended up in the cab of the car so when the moose woke up it freaked out and kicked the people to death.
moose are bloody terrifying
My cat brought us a present today. I have never seen a rabbit SO angry.
****He was set free 10 minutes after being caught, photographed, and driven to a nearby field :)
"Fuckin cat thinks I’m a fuckin chew toy. Fuckin humans puttin me in a fuckin box with a fuckin carrot like its gonna make this WHOLE SITUATION SO MUCH FUCKIN BETTER! DO I LOOK LIKE BUGS BUNNY TO YOU, FUCKER?!?"
If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
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